From time to time the subject of Gerbil world domination pops up in ICQ Chat. What does this mean? I know most of you think of the fictional characters 'Pinky and the Brain' when the subject of world domination comes up. But that's fiction. This is the truth.
A mutant gerbil named Raggot escaped from the genetic engineering labs at Area51. Area 51 has been the secret focal point of the 'Human Genome Project' (HGP) for the past 10 years. Interestingly, the HGP is run by the Department Of Energy! However the Air Force has turned the HGP at area 51 into a Biological weapons project.
Raggot was developed from this. He was bred to be dropped behind enemy lines. From there he, and his kind, were to seek out the enemy and incapacitate them by crawling into the unsuspecting victims anus. Then eating its way out.
Since his escape it was discovered that raggot has gained intelligence and a form of speech. He is suspected of having mated. Now Raggot and his brood are multiplying and, it is thought, planning to take over the world.
Photos of suspected gerbil training camps have been taken. However, once discovered, these camps are moved very quickly. Making intervention next to impossible.
It is also suspected, but not proven, that US Military personnel having leanings toward the ASPCA, are helping Raggot and his teams in their plot. This photo is of a secret meeting between Raggot and an unidentified USAF Officer. They have just had sex. Air force Officer's are equiped for this because of their small penis size.
